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March 17, 2008 - A conversation

Apparently, it was decided that yours truly needed an intervention.  I don't think I have a problem, but they seem to think so. So Nytefalle decided it was time to issue the smackdown.


Nytefalle
:  i expect to see your finished batts by the end of the month

Hockeymom: I AM NOT A MACHINE!

Nytefalle  i'll make you a deal. you finish your paca/shetland by the end of the month & i'll finish my paca/blf by the same

Hockeymom:   no no no
you cannot do that!
i have to go slow
i have teaching and family birthdays
and the kids need beatin'

Nytefalle: you have a nicer carder than i do

Hockeymom: the pasture needs plowing
cows need milking

Nytefalle: i have inlaws & also birthdays

Hockeymom: you win!

Nytefalle: end of the month
and...
i'll even spin up the silk you gave me by then since i'm processing less fiber

Hockeymom: you're crazy

Nytefalle: deal?

Hockeymom: there's no way i can do that

Nytefalle: deal?

Hockeymom: dude
it's already halfway through the month
i could get it all washed but not carded up

Nytefalle:  what's your point?
wash every last bit of it next free day
i'm even going to throw my paca back through the wash

Hockeymom: i don' have enough window screens
hmm

Nytefalle: you're making excuses

Hockeymom: i could wash the alpaca tonight
most of it at least
i have quite a bit left though
wait
i won't get home til after dark maybe
i could maybe wash one bag

Nytefalle: you can wash alpaca in the dark

Hockeymom: i have to take it out to shake and check first
it's got a bit of straw in it

Nytefalle: by the end of the weekend, i expect to see piles of freshly washed fluff

Hockeymom: lol

Nytefalle: you even get a long weekend if you guys take off good friday or easter monday

Hockeymom: you're a hard taskmaster
hmm

Nytefalle:  no "hmm"

Hockeymom: i can give it my best shot
just have a big thing we're doing
we started spring cleaning yesterday

Nytefalle: if it'll make you feel better, i'll have an indeterminate amount of llama to process shortly

Hockeymom: just have one more closet to do
LOL
k
i can have it all washed by the EOM
Nytefalle:

Hockeymom: i have a lot on my plate tho
i have to finish #2's blanket

Nytefalle:  <-- doesn't like to be thwarted

Hockeymom: dude

Nytefalle: if you wash everything by month end. then you'll have another 2 weeks to get it carded

Hockeymom: i can't deny my child

Hockeymom:  ok
i have til 4/15/08 to get it carded?

Nytefalle: yes. you have until tax day

Hockeymom: k

They could be onto something here. Stay tuned to see how this ends up!
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March 17, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by evilsciencechick
this is why I turn off chat - Melissa is abusive and demanding!!!

she scares me ;)
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March 17, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
Oh my gosh!!! She is a slave driver!!!! Man, you gotta have time to beat the kids! I mean, come on!

~ Knit Witch
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March 17, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Anonymous
Of course, the carder she's using is free to her, right?
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March 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by grace
This would be me not envying you. But also looking forward to see how it all turns out. :-)
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March 19, 2008 - Desperate Times...

Posted by Melissa
ESC - if you're not part of the solution, then Jen says you're part of the problem ;P

I am not scary! Some of us just know what's best for some other people.
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